chewjoann

muahahahaha... what was that for??? :P

2010-11-05T04:17:00.000-07:00

ouch... now this is real trafic problem..

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haha...

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ouch...

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definitely too much time online...

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2010-11-03T06:17:00.000-07:00

lol......!!! wear sunscreen!!!

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No matter what I have been ordered by my boss to water the trunk and roots of this tree only.

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A very clever bird trying to take revenge from humans

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So ask 100 times to Google before asking to your teacher

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From the shutter itself its very clear whose garage it is

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How can we forget the importance of books. Atleast they can be used to hit some one

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So you can pretend to be anyone you like when you are chatting online.

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Now this may look funny but it is cruel truth.

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got loads more... will post more in the future... thx for reading!!! have a nice day!!

funny pictures... must read!!!

2010-11-03T05:47:00.000-07:00

overwokred mouse lol

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problem solved!!!

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ouch...

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fishing or getting fished??!!

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2010-11-03T05:42:00.001-07:00

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2010-11-03T03:21:00.000-07:00

so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awww

i love horses!!!!!!!!

horses horses horses!!!

8-5-2010

2010-05-08T08:19:00.000-07:00

JOKES =)

An orthopedic surgeon was moving to a new office, with the help of his staff. One of the nurses sat the display skeleton in the front of her car, a bony arm across the back of the seat.

On the drive across town, she stopped at a traffic light, and the stares of the people in the neighboring car compelled her to roll down her window and yell, I’m delivering him to my doctor’s office.” The other driver leaned out of is window. “I hate to tell you, lady,” he said, “but I think it’s too late!”

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Two kids were deciding what game to play. One said, “Let’s play doctor.”

“Good idea,” said the other. “You operate, and I’ll sue.”

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Q: What does every woman call an intelligent, attractive, caring, loving and sensitive man?

A: A dream

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It was a disastrous year for the farmers. The snow fell and fell until the government relief agency had to step in and lend a hand. “It must have been terrible,” said the government man to a farmer. “All that snow.” “Could have been worse,” calmly answered the farmer. “My neighbor had more snow than me.” “How’s that?” asked the government man.

“More land,” replied the farmer.

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Harry came home from Sunday school and asked his mother, “Do people really come from dust?” “In a way said,” said his mother. “And do they go back to dust?” “Yes, in a way.” She replied. “Well, mother, I looked under my bed, and somebody’s either coming or going.”
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Willy runs in and tells his mother you’d better come out. I’ve just knocked over the ladder at the side of the house. His mother says, go and tell your father, I’m busy.

Willy says, Mom he already knows, he’s hanging from the roof
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Sunday, 18-4-10

2010-04-18T02:21:00.000-07:00

So anyways, there's this new stray dog whose always walking around... Uncle Mike said that it was walking with its mum and it jumped overg... the hole on the wall and couldn't jump back...and the mother started barking... and the puppy went to my neighbour's house.. and they just let it stay, fed it.. and stuff.. and now they said they didn't want it.. so the puppy is like.. wondering around our whole neighbourhood and it kept coming to our house. Mummy doesn't let us keep it I really do want to... so now the puppy can jump through the little spaces in between our gate (the pattern) adn its always hanging around our house.... i think it's cool cause it's so cute.. though fierce.. but still.. I do wish to keep it..cause you know the saying .."The owner doesn't choose the dog, the dog chooses it's owner"... =)

17-4-2010

2010-04-17T06:15:00.000-07:00

Wowww..

This is weird, back when i was in tution i thought of all the thing I could have written.. but now when I was about to type... I cant think of anything.. this is weird... anyway, I have decided to write happy stuff.... though no one reads this..haha..

05-09-2009

2009-09-05T08:22:00.000-07:00

Perfect!! Everyone in my family hates me. HATES ME!!! But why? Huh? Why? Ask myself the same question over and over again...

I know why.

No I don't.

Yes I do.

No. I. Dont.

Yes, I do.

They hate me because I'm not being myself. I want to change. But how? Will changing solve the problem? It might. But question. How do I be myself? I don't know what I do. Well, I do remember what happens in the past....

Whenever my mom gets angry and beats the 3 of us, my sisters run. But me. Instead, I stand there watching them run, while my mom run after them. And I just stand there. When she beats me, I do not avoid. Why?

When I have something, or get something, my younger sister will take, destroy it, or do whatever that makes me unpleasant. But all I did was just let her do it. I would tell her, but that does not solve anything... she doesn't listen. And I just let her. Why?

So, that's me. I'm guessing that's myself. Because, when I be myself, its problably the last time me... right???

4-9-2009

2009-09-04T08:14:00.000-07:00

I hate that girl.... hate her so so so so so much.... I feel like SLAPPING her..... patience Jo Ann, patience.... someday, you'll get that slap.... I mean, you'll get to slap her...

Nowadays, my blog is full of stuff that I write mostly about hatred....

That stupid girl....

STUPID

stupid

stupid....

its me.......

....

...

no, no , I'm kiddin... it's not me...

26-08-2009

2009-08-25T20:33:00.000-07:00

Why must we all have projects to do???

I used to love project... but now... why why why why why???

I have one more geo project that I have to finish...

And I have absolutely no idea how to do it....

stupid teacher, give weird and yet so little instructions....

21-08-2009

2009-08-20T23:02:00.000-07:00

Today, I had to pass up my chinese project that I have not finished. Yet. But i was'nt actually worried. Why am I not yet worried?

Anyway, I hate this girl now.... her name is xxxx. She makes me so so mad I wanna ..... But I must learn to control. Patience. Jo Ann. Patience.

Some of you don't even know what I am talking, I mean typing about. But who cares? I 'm perfectly fine... I have friends. REAL FRIENDS. NO point writing, I mean typing this all out anyway, cause no one's listening. I mean reading. I'm talking to myself....

I'm crazy!

No I'm not.

Yes I am, I talking to myself.

No I'm not. I'm just... well... just... I'm fine, Okay.

Yea yea... whatever

Anyway, the point is, that I'm fine. Don't worry about me... I'm just fine. I think...

Help

help

2009-08-12T04:24:00.000-07:00

12-8-2009

Today, Collin again asked me to play chess with him. Since he'd been asking for, I don't know how long, I said yes. But I was also halfway doing my homework, so I asked him to help me set the game. When we started playing, he moved first. Then, it was my turn. I followed him. He moved again, I moved again. He moved, I followed. Then, I asked him :' You do know what I'm doing right?' He said :' Yes. You're following me.' So we continued. then he moved, I moved... I 'jiang' already but he did not see it coming... so he moved something else. And I ate him. I won.

I felt kinda bad for him.... I thought he was a good player. He was. But he..um... whats that word?? Nevermind. But I seriously felt bad for him.... the reason... that's for me to know, and for you to ask me, or to not find out....( I'm sure most of you would choose the second one... hah)

Then after that, I walked around, that time Collin playing with someone else. He didn't actually say anything after that... Then it was time fo English. All of us went back to our places. Then I asked Esther.
' If I play with you Chinese chess, you do you think will win?? Of course you. But, if I play with Collin, who do you think will win??'
' Of course Collin lah. He so pro.'
' Urgh, fine!!'
' Then what?? You win ah??'
Just then, Kenny and Collin were talking, and suddenly Kenny said to me ' Woo yo. Jo Ann so pro.' Then I smiled at Esther, and she said ' You won ah??' I nodded.......

My blog is just so boring right?? I nothing to do ..... write all this....

2009-08-12T04:18:00.002-07:00

10-8-2009
Today, Nothing happened. Again. Except that the guys in school like bringing chinese chess to school these days. Always playing... so what I do in school when I'm bored, I walk around and watch other people play. Sometimes I help a little bit... that other people don't wnt me to help. Cause I made their opponent win or something....
But I helped too much that Collin keep saying that he wants to play with me. I keep telling him that I don't know how to play. But he keeps on and on saying I'm a lair....

2009-08-12T04:18:00.001-07:00

9-8-2009

Today.... Nothing happened

2009-08-12T04:16:00.000-07:00

8-8-2009

Since i'm not used to writing other stuff... I'll just write my sort of diary and stuff...

Dear diary,
Today, nothing happened..

25th July '09

2009-07-25T07:27:00.000-07:00

Hey guys, wanna hear a joke?? Well, it's no really a joke... its a stupid IQ question... my friend asked me.. hope she does'nt mind me telling you.. anyway..

Q: Why must we go to bed?
A: Because the bed won't go to us. That's why we must go to bed!!

Stupid right?? Stupidly funny.. to me.

Wanna hear another one?? Hears another one my friend told me..

A ten year couple were in the bedroom, the wife was combing her hair, and the husband was watching tv. Looking into the mirror, the wife said:
' Look at me, I'm so old, I've got wrinkles all over my forehead! Dear, complement me.'
The husband then said:
'WAH darling, your eyesight improved a lot already!!'

Wanna hear more??

I might write more in the future...

2009-07-21T06:46:00.000-07:00

Just so youi know, this blog is super boring... maybe someday I could write jokes here.. see first lah if I feel like it.... Nothing to do lah... so boring...

30/06/09

2009-06-30T05:18:00.000-07:00

Today it is my birhtday and I sing to let me know, that I will be queen for the day, whatever I say goes ...

Today is my birthday Oh boy am I happy.. or not...

HAZE n H1N1

2009-06-24T02:52:00.000-07:00

I know nowadays there are alot of people getting sick. Lets just pray to God that it would rain and rain and rain... thats how you stop the haze I guess... and for the H1N1, a few doctors are trying to find the cure for it... so far, nothing... so to all the peolple out there, please becaruful and drink lots of water and sleep early...

How could she???

2009-06-19T21:10:00.000-07:00

Hi there!! I'm sort of bored right now and I have absolutely no idea what to write for my new story... so if any of you guys have any idea, please, it would be an honor.

In the mean time, let me tell you a story, a true story about me, and my friend, and my friend's friend...but first, know the characters.

Me = Jo Ann

My friend = Friend A

My friend's friend = Friend B

So, it was a Tuesday, which is um..16th of June, Friend A and I agreed that we would both go and see teacher after school to discuss about a project. She told me to get ready paper and pen. I thought it was unfair because usually when we do this kind of stuff, I would have to write down things, well sometimes, and do the asking, because she said i was the brave one.. not being perasan. And in the end, she gets to bring back the paper, and keep it... So the last period was science. I got ready a piece of paper while a small pencil, and the bell rang. I quickly packed my bag. Halfway packing, here comes Friend B. She went to Friend A's desk, which was next to mine... and asked:

(The conversation was in chinese...)

''Where will you be going? Stayin back?''
''No. But first of all I will be going to the 'bilik guru' to ask some questions about the Sejarah project...''
''Oh really, me too!! Lets go together...''
''Sure!!! Give me a minute...''

So Friend A look at my desk... I was already ready to go. Then, she went to my desk, she, said ''Um Jo Ann, where is the paper?'' 'Right here.' I replied. And you know what she did? She took one piece of paper, said goodbye to me, and left. With Friend B.

And all I did was just stand there, in shock... telling myself ''SHE DITCHED ME!!!''

And guessed what!! The next day, I asked her to let me see the tips she wrote, and she said she did not see teacher because teacher was'nt there, and until now, she is still having my piece of empty paper...

What to do ? What to do?

(p.s. I'm only writing friend A, and friend B so they would not be embarrased.. but actually they don't even read this... but I gave A my blog... nvm, I'm talking to myself...)

A few questions I am hoping you would reply...

2009-06-02T06:27:00.000-07:00

Hey earth! Okay, I have a few question that I hope you would be able to answer....

1) Whats so nice about saying 'f' word? Does it make you cool? Does it feel nice?Like you're now one of them? Because I have family members, friends, cousins who says them. Sure they dont say it in front of me.... but in their msn.... facebook....blog.... you know what I mean...so tell me, what's so nice about it?

okay....I guess thats all I can think of... the others ran out of my mind... so answer me.... if you can... I know you're just lazy...

2009-05-29T04:11:00.000-07:00

Awesome! My exam is finally over! And guess what? Bye bye Exam, hello holiday! Two weeks, in the 1st week, I will be in church, with some holy spirit workshop thing.... and on the second week, my family and I will be heading over to Bali (I think thats how you spell it...), which is....um....well......somewhere on earth...I guess....

Well, bye bye.... for now.... Happy Holidays people on earth!

About me??

2009-04-12T05:26:00.000-07:00

The name's Chew Jo Ann. 13 years old. Not going to tell you much of me. My younger sister showed me this blog. She said it would be cool and fun, like everyone reading your personal dairy.Anyway, the main reason why I decided to do this blog was not like everyone else. I did this so that i can write all my favourite stories inside, hoping that people would like them, and somehow someone from a newspaper or something would read my stories and put it online or in the newpaper and dot dot dot. And before you think or say anything (like saying I am perasan or something..) I just want to tell you I am not blowing my trumpet. (by saying that does not mean my idioms are good..) Lastly, to show my sis. thank you, check out her blog too. www.wwwchewjoyee.blogspot.com and post some good comments... And also when or if you post any comments, please, no bad words. Thank you for now.